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(no subject) [Jul. 14th, 2009|03:29 pm]
[Current Mood | excited]

My Irish host cousin, David Savage, is coming to America in 9 days for two weeks!! I'm so excited. He's the sweetest kid ever. :D
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(no subject) [Jun. 10th, 2009|11:29 am]
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So this weekend me and Thomas (my host dad's 25 year old cousin) are going to Cork to pimp around and check out University Cork College (where I'd like to transfer in 2010).

He's quiet and shy and I'm awkward and lame.

This ought to be awesome.


Actually it probably will be. Thomas is a really cool dude. He's the one that saved me when I got kicked out of that disco.

I'm pumped. And nervous. A little bit of both.
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(no subject) [May. 29th, 2009|12:56 am]
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In Which Audrey Exerts Her Dominance Over Beast )
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Go ahead and read this entry if you want to feel like shite [May. 28th, 2009|11:54 pm]
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One Magpie for Sorrow, Two for Joy, Three for a Girl and Four for a Boy, Five for Silver and Six for Gold, Seven for a Secret Never to Be Told )
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(no subject) [May. 28th, 2009|11:17 pm]
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Supplying Goods to Terrorists and Really Good Jam )
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(no subject) [May. 28th, 2009|10:33 pm]
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Wherein Audrey Becomes an Actual Bog Trotter )
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(no subject) [May. 28th, 2009|12:43 pm]
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Getting Kicked out of a Monaghan Disco )
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(no subject) [May. 19th, 2009|11:33 pm]


Also, today is 472 years since the death of a very great lady.
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May 18 [May. 19th, 2009|11:23 pm]
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Wouldn't you be cross if a leprechaun did that? Fucking bastards. )
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Sunday, May 17 [May. 17th, 2009|10:15 pm]
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Written May 16 [May. 17th, 2009|05:23 pm]
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Let me take you down )
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(no subject) [Apr. 25th, 2009|01:46 am]
Kevin and Jib just left, and I miss those kids already. Kevin is the total Sid to my Nancy. I can't think of someone who fits with me better. I get madder than anyone I've ever met, and he can calm me down just as fast. I don't want to gush, but ugh. He and I are so compatible. Being entirely compatible is a wonderful feeling, especially on a warm and breezy afternoon.
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(no subject) [Mar. 16th, 2009|02:23 pm]
e-mail from State: OH HAI THERE

YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED TO APPLY AS A STUDENT AMBASSADOR FOR THE COLLEGE OF NATURAL SCIENCES!

IN THIS PROGRAM, YOU GIVE UP HOURS OF YOUR LIFE EACH WEEK TO A STUPID LITTLE FUCK WHO ISN'T SMART ENOUGH TO GO TO STATE, BUT WE LET HIM IN SO WE CAN LOOK LIKE WE'RE AN "EQUAL OPPORTUNITY" SCHOOL.

ARE YOU PAID? SHIT NO. YET WE WILL SCREEN THE FUCK OUT OF YOU CUNTS SO WE MAKE SURE WE GET A GOOD CROP OF SLAVES.


Who would do this besides ass-kissers, and why am I considering it?
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(no subject) [Mar. 3rd, 2009|02:29 am]
Okay. Previous sentiments replaced upon watching an extended commercial for Girls Gone Wild. While I am far from a feminist, I raged like ten times while watching it. Okay, like... REALLY? Really. I mean, really? WHAT THE FUCK, MAN.

I'm really at a loss of what to say. My simultaneous compassion and disgust for females has never been higher, and I can't really begin to address how I feel about guys at this moment.

I mean I knew Girls Gone Wild existed. I've seen Arrested Development. Seeing a two-minute advert for it really hit home, though. I kind of want to write an essay about it now. I think doing that essay about patriarchy in the novel House of Sand and Fog for my humanities class(ON WHICH I GOT A 3.85, THANKYOUVERYMUCH) might have been kind of bad for me. I hate men (and women) and I want to write about it... and you know... cite things. In MLA format.
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(no subject) [Feb. 23rd, 2009|11:19 pm]
I need to stop spending so much money and get an effing job.

Right after I buy a crap load of Dunnys.



I have this one so far. He's too freaking adorable.
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(no subject) [Jan. 30th, 2009|01:22 am]
They should teach Frank Zappa in philosophy and music appreciation. He has good points, even if I don't agree with all of them.



Now. Why do I feel so wholly unsettled and conflicted?
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(no subject) [Jan. 28th, 2009|08:59 am]
FUCK.

I missed class because I had a dream that the Obama family (all four of them) was staying at my house, and Sasha (the little one's Sasha, right?) was kidnapped while she was sleeping in my garage (?), and when my alarm went off I was like "CHILL THE FUCK OUT, ALARM, I NEED TO FIND SASHA."
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Pay it forward (From Shannie Boom Blannie) [Jan. 21st, 2009|10:43 am]
The first five people to respond to this post will get something made by me! My choice. For you.

This offer does have some restrictions and limitations:

- I make no guarantees that you will like what I make!
- What I create will be just for you.
- It'll be done this year. No guarantees when, it will be a total surprise!
- You have no clue what it's going to be. It may be poetry. I may draw or paint something. I may bake you something and mail it to you. Who knows? Not you, that's for sure!
- I reserve the right to do something extremely strange.

The catch? Oh, the catch is that you have to repost, and repost right away. We can all make stuff and make someone's day a little bit brighter!!


This will be on my facebook since more people frequent that. Go check it out!!
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(no subject) [Jan. 20th, 2009|12:05 am]
[Current Music |Odo I To Zhe -- TATU & Rammstein]

I went home for the weekend, seeing as how I don't have classes on Fridays and Monday (today) is/was Martin Luther King Jr. Day.

I don't think I enjoyed a break from school more. I've never felt so rejuvenated, whole, loved, and in love. It's hard to know how much people really love you, but I feel like I glimpsed it this weekend. Beyond just love, I realized that people genuinely like me, even for weird shit like lolita.

WITH THAT IN MIND, LET'S CHECK OUT SOME SHIT I GOT IN THE MAIL TODAY.

Shameless Materialism )

I know I'm growing up, but for once I feel excited, not scared.
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(no subject) [Jan. 14th, 2009|02:49 am]
Fuck, I'm glad Bush will be out of office in a few short days, but for different reasons than most.

I just caught up on his last press conference, and... man, every inch of my body just feels sorry for the guy. Everything he says or does is an embarrassment to himself and his country and he knows it. He's a poor public speaker and doesn't always have the most well thought out responses for things and I suspect he knows that too.

Yeah he fucked everything up (in theory) and America is in the shitter, but he's as human as you are. He feels the same shit that I do. If I were him, I'd just want to fork shit over to Super-Obama early and quietly duck out the back door. Even in his exit he can't leave with dignity; he gives horrible answers to valid questions and gets shoes chucked at his face.
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